What could possibly be comparably ickier than reading in the bathroom? Fondling an Oscar in the loo, which is precisely where Kate Winslet displays her Best Actress statuette for The Reader:
It’s on the back of the toilet. And you know what? There’s a reason why. It’s because, basically, everyone wants to touch it. Everybody wants to hold it and go, “Oh my gosh! How heavy is it?” So I figured if I put it in the look then people can avoid the whole “Where’s your Oscar?” thing. They can just sneakily have a little hold and put it back down again.
You don’t even want to hear about the full range of disgusting permutations running through my imagination.
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That’s where I keep mine, too.
I’m pretty sure can can be used as a female pleasure object, too.
Or as a male pleasure object as well…
[...] Kate Winslet’s Oscar is in the crapper – ABH [...]
I read this the other day, somewhere. AOL, maybe.
Anyway, I remember that Russell Crowe keeps his in the hen house and, not surprisingly, Gwyneth Paltrow was annoying as hell. Or, to say, she was typical GPal. She said something about keeping it in storage because, I kid you not, it “scares” her,