Honestly, I am very sorry to expose most of you wonderful dahlings to this photo, but, for those who maintain that they’d “still hit it,” perhaps this still from The Ugly Truth will fix that desire.
Poor Gerard Butler. No matter how bangable Katherine Heigl’s body may be, that face cannot disguise what truly horrifying things reside within the soul of the Rainbow Killer.
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That’s what doggy-style is for.
Good Lord, where the hell did I get that from?
Well yeah, but she’d still be bitching about chipping a nail and messing up her hair. Don’t forget about the obligatory whining: “You’re doing it all wrong!”
I totally would. Sorry.
I bet I could shut her up, too… or at least make her stop talking.
I’m guessing she got her start in show biz as a little kid in that Soundgarden video….
INB4 jvon says he would anyway.
No wait…
Please, she would be begging me to ruin that hairdo in all the right ways.
Who is this person, and why is he in my head?
I’d hit it but I’m hoppily marred… er happily mared er married. Happy. You know.
Sorry AB, looks like not only is she getting some, there will be a line…
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Put a bag over her head.
Duh.
“No matter how bangable Katherine Heigl’s body may be, that face cannot disguise what truly horrifying things reside within the soul of the Rainbow Killer.”
What soul?
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