According to L. Ron Hubbard’s bizarro religion, children are merely reincarnated adults and, as such, should be allowed to make any and all decisions regarding their own upbringing. Still, I find it hard to believe that even Tom Cruise would be thrilled about young Suri holding a box of Penis Gummies. Apparently, Suri got these candies after Katie Holmes took her to a midnight dessert dinner at the Serendipity restaurant. Oh, and here are Katie and Suri standing in front of a cache of adult novelty items, including edible underwear and something called a “Cock Blocker”:

In Katie’s defense, it’s probably pretty hard to remember what a penis looks like after she took that vow of celibacy five years ago.