For several days now, I’ve been ignoring the previews for Katie Holmes’ upcoming guest appearance on “Eli Stone,” in which the lead character, played by Jonny Lee Miller (the first of Angelina Jolie’s ex-husbands), experiences a vision of the Holmesbot performing an allegedly sensual dance.
Until now, resistance has not been futile. Now, not so much. Good gawd, who the hell greenlighted the Holmesbot (in her current incarnation) as a sexy thang?
The hairdo…. the unitard…. the incredibly stilted dance moves and robotic delivery of a mediocre singing voice…. it’s all so wrong.
This dance is sexy, alright…. sorta like this is sexy. Go on and click it, bitches. You know you wanna.
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OK after watching this again without headphones on (you should have a warning on that or something; “mediocre” does not cut it)… I am mostly alarmed at her sudden flat-chestedness. Is it me, or did she used to have boobs? How is it that women think that starving their boobs off improves their appearance? Why isn’t there a UN panel studying this problem? Where does our billion dollars a year go?
Sorry, off on a tangent there. Also, the hair is freaking awful. Really spectacularly bad.
Oh and I can’t believe you made me watch that Tom Cruise thing.
I thought that hitting the mute button would make a difference. It doesn’t.
She appears a little girl, pretending to be sexy. Funny though, she was, actually, kind of girl next door sexy before Cruise got his talons into her.
Well, she did used to have pretty decent boobs. It’s amazing how they’ve utterly disappeared.
And the reason I settled upon “mediocre” as far as her voice is concerned is because my own singing voice sounds like a yowling cat, so I hesitate to ever criticize singing voices.
I wondered how this series would continue, since Eli had surgery last season to repair the aneurysm. If it has to come back each season for the series to have a reason to exist, his brain will soon look like Swiss cheese. Of course, I was surprised to see the show came back at all. And yeah, Katie’s “sensual dance” really stunk up the room.
Alright, that settles it then. I have seen enough boobs disappear. Just after we swear in our new President in January, I am writing him a letter to demand some action on this squandering of our most precious natural resource.
They can add it to my file, which I’m sure is quite impressive.