Comments on: Katie Holmes: Sexy Like Your 8th Grade Civics Teacher

By: jvon

jvon — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 19:04:18 +0000

Alright, that settles it then. I have seen enough boobs disappear. Just after we swear in our new President in January, I am writing him a letter to demand some action on this squandering of our most precious natural resource.

They can add it to my file, which I’m sure is quite impressive.

By: rlr260

rlr260 — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:40:37 +0000

I wondered how this series would continue, since Eli had surgery last season to repair the aneurysm. If it has to come back each season for the series to have a reason to exist, his brain will soon look like Swiss cheese. Of course, I was surprised to see the show came back at all. And yeah, Katie’s “sensual dance” really stunk up the room.

By: agent bedhead

agent bedhead — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:53:08 +0000

Well, she did used to have pretty decent boobs. It’s amazing how they’ve utterly disappeared.

And the reason I settled upon “mediocre” as far as her voice is concerned is because my own singing voice sounds like a yowling cat, so I hesitate to ever criticize singing voices.

By: jmflynny

jmflynny — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:32:51 +0000

I thought that hitting the mute button would make a difference. It doesn’t.

She appears a little girl, pretending to be sexy. Funny though, she was, actually, kind of girl next door sexy before Cruise got his talons into her.

By: jvon

jvon — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 14:48:46 +0000

OK after watching this again without headphones on (you should have a warning on that or something; “mediocre” does not cut it)… I am mostly alarmed at her sudden flat-chestedness. Is it me, or did she used to have boobs? How is it that women think that starving their boobs off improves their appearance? Why isn’t there a UN panel studying this problem? Where does our billion dollars a year go?

Sorry, off on a tangent there. Also, the hair is freaking awful. Really spectacularly bad.

Oh and I can’t believe you made me watch that Tom Cruise thing.