Day Thirty One: . . . the Hubbardian plot thickens . . .
The reports have finally begun that Katie Holmes is feeling the hormonal waves commonly associated with shoving a small country out of one’s vagina. Though she remained silent during birth, she’s allegedly now “constantly in tears.” Some might call this “the blues,” but this simply couldn’t be possible if L.Ron Hubbard obliterated the existence of mental disorders with that cute little science fiction fairy tale.
Wouldn’t you be depressed if some lunatic put you on an immediate fitness regime and was shoving post-natal vitamin suppositories up your ass?
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So that’s how Scientologists take their vitamins – no wonder Tom Cruise is a mess – he has a blockage in his nether regions.
has anyone even seen the little squib yet? i’m starting to think this is yr standard soap opera pillow pregnancy
Ironically, I’ll bet that right now Brooke Shields is laughing her head off.
I went to the provided link. Are those night vision goggles she is wearing? Perhaps she is planning to escape under the cover of darkness.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha….:lol:
“blockage in his nether regions” tee hee!!!
I was starting to wonder where this kid is. I mean, where is the that staged cover shot for People magazine??? Hmmmm??
Yeah, she probably gave birth to a beautiful sofa cushion.
I’m starting to feel sorry for her…
Oh hell no. According to their prenup, she can leave Tom now and still receive a cool $15 million from him. She stays with him and divorces him later – another $25 millionish – she certainly isn’t trapped by any means.
he’s trying to get her into shape for the wedding?
what shape? she just gave birth. she will never have that ‘virginal’ shape again.
what will he do when she gets the mid age spread? drop her for a younger?
Note to Tom: they never look the same after you’ve bred them. that’s why love is blind.