Britney Spears really can”””t catch a break. The girl the NFL described as a ”””trainwreck””? is a walking fashion disaster, who can”””t lose the weight she gained during her two pregnancies, and who recently added vomiting to her list of public embarrassments. Now there are rumors the last two problems may share a common cause: another baby may be getting ready to roll out of the clown car.

Yeah, that”””s right. Oops. The story seems horribly plausible, because this wouldn”””t be any shorter than the gap between her first and second pregnancies. According to the usual ”””well-placed source””?:

I”””ve seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now”””. She”””s heavier, but that”””s not it. It”””s the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she”””s pregnant, like she”””s relaxed and happy.

Assuming this dreadful news is true”””and with any luck, it isn”””t”””who”””s the daddy? The child might be a parting gift from K-Fed, in which case we should start calling him Impregno and enlist Charles Xavier to teach him how to control his terrible powers. But if it isn”””t K-Fed, it might be any number of dirtbags Britney”””s been seen palling around with. Heck, Britney might not even know. This is like the Celebrity Hell edition of ”””Clue.””? My own bet is Paris, with a turkey baster, while Britney was passed out in the bathroom stall at Hyde. Paris is always pulling kooky pranks like this.