Keira Knightley has something in common with Balki Bartokomous of “Perfect Strangers” fame, although Keira would no doubt be loathe to acknowledge the comparison. The English sourpuss recently revealed that a reason exists for why she always looks so damn miserable in photographs:

“I’m not comfortable having to be myself or being photographed as myself. Australian Aborigines say that with every photo that is taken, a piece of your soul goes with it. And there are some days when I kind of believe that.”

Such a convenient excuse, Keira. Then again, this was also the belief of Balki, who hailed from Mypos, a wholly nonexistent Mediterranean island. If only he truly existed, then he and Keira, together, could celebrate their good fortune with the “Dance of Joy.”

Hit the next page for the dance…

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