I dunno. If they can axe Keira’s rather attractive ass, they can devote her and Orlando’s salary to keeping Johnny D — who frankly IS the franchise player. Bring in some potential up-and-coming stars, decent writing, direction and production, and I don’t see the studio crying too much.

Side note for Keira: don’t use so damn much eyeliner and eyelash stuffs. It makes you look like you’ve gone 3 rounds with Mike Tyson…