The author of the blog For This Relief Much Thanks played a game of slap and tickle with Keith Olbermann a while back. She, the author, isn’t too pleased with the NY Post’s article about her romantic get together with Mr. Olbermann and feels that she’s being made out to be “as a stalker, a whore, as an obsessed fan”.

She describes herself as a life-long Democrat of Cuban decent and was assured their night together wouldn’t be just a one-night thing. She even got his phone numbers and everything.

I’m not real sure what she expected when she started a blog about a one night stand with Olbermann, well it was an 18 month on-line relationship that ended in 60 seconds of pure bliss for Keith, her not so much. Apparently Keith Olbermann’s act of being a selfish bumbling incoherent nincompoop isn’t reserved for his on camera enumerations.

A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he “spilled all over.” Then, when “sexual activity began [in] less than an hour,” Olbermann had difficulty. “I pretended he knew what he was doing,” the embittered blogger writes. “I adored the guy. I didn’t want him to think he was a dud in bed,” so she faked experiencing ecstasy.

Next, he piled on excuses as to why he had to leave. “He told me he’s an insomniac and that it’s hard for him not to sleep in his own bed. He also mentioned he hadn’t had ‘company’ in a while. [He said] he had an early meeting with the Yankees [and] he might be allergic to the pillows in the hotel bed.”

Six days later, she claims, Olbermann e-mailed her to tell her never to contact him again. “I practically begged him to explain what I did wrong. I told him I deserved some kind of explanation for such a dismissal, but I never heard from him again.” She said she’s since heard from six other women who say they had brief sexual relationships with Olbermann.

I guess that helps to explain the animosity Olbermann has for Bill O’Reilly, since not only is O’Reilly kicking his ass in ratings, he’s a giver and a pleaser in the bedroom.

I just can’t wait for Olbermann’s new tell all book:

I hear it’s an autobiography of sorts