Never mistake a smile for happiness, because Kelly Osbourne insists that being rich is the bullocks. It must be such a bore to wake up each day feeling secure about where the next twenty-eight meals are coming from. In fact, her luxurious lifestyle must be the sole reason she fell into drug and alcohol abuse at an early age. Certainly, one cannot blame a weak will or laziness or, like, anything associated with a lack of personal responsibility:

“It’s so easy for me to fall back into depression. I think it comes with having money. I don’t have to work. I could be sitting bored and depressed at home with a bag on my head.”

Oh, but Kelly has learned to work with such a handicap and developed an actual goal to aspire towards. She wants to pose naked in Playboy. Discuss.

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note by phineas g.If her tatas are good enough for the Prince of Darkness they should be good enough for us right? I mean, who doesn’t want to jump all over something Ozzy’s had his grubby paws all over?