How’s that for a thought you’d like to do away with?
According to a close friend of Brit-Brit says should she decide to divorce her husband he gets, in my best Doctor Evil Voice, $10 Million Dollars.
If he and wife Britney Spears ever split, he stands to get $10 million – millions more than has been reported. “Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again,” said a frustrated family friend. “He would have gotten $10 million.” Federline left his wife and sons at home last weekend to party with friends and random women at Tao in Las Vegas.
I realize in certain circles (horses, cattle, dogs, etc…) a prize “stud” can fetch quite the handsome fee for each session resulting in successful insemination. I’m a bit concerned with the future of the human race when anyone, other than Paris Hilton, would consider Cletus Federline a catch, much less willingly procreate with him, twice.
If the report of Cletus’s “buyout” is true Brit-Brit needs to kick her lawyer in the nuts, fire him and then kick him in the nuts some more.
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EWWWWWWWWWW. Nice visual there.
EWWWWWWWWWW. Nice visual there.
As a headline, I’d prefer “Kevin Federline’s Testicles Are Expensive.” And then I’d like Britney to harvest them before she hands over the ten million.
As a headline, I’d prefer “Kevin Federline’s Testicles Are Expensive.” And then I’d like Britney to harvest them before she hands over the ten million.
You expect the woman who got knocked up by him twice to do anything smart?
Yeah, I know…a rhetorical question…but I think “Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again,â€? might just be my quote of the year.
You expect the woman who got knocked up by him twice to do anything smart?
Yeah, I know…a rhetorical question…but I think ”””Britney was leaving Kevin but then got pregnant again,””? might just be my quote of the year.
he should just get 1/2 of everything they acquired during their marriage. you know, like it with real folks.
he should just get 1/2 of everything they acquired during their marriage. you know, like it with real folks.
i have decided that kfed’s sperm is not human biological matter. it is a virus that infects the whole body. a purely hypothetical conclusion, as I’ve not actually checked it out. noooo thanks.
i have decided that kfed’s sperm is not human biological matter. it is a virus that infects the whole body. a purely hypothetical conclusion, as I’ve not actually checked it out. noooo thanks.
agent, the above is most obvious. the virus clearly attacks the body’s metabolism creating a storage of carbs turning to cellulite, resulting in the infected female to take on bovine proportions.
agent, the above is most obvious. the virus clearly attacks the body’s metabolism creating a storage of carbs turning to cellulite, resulting in the infected female to take on bovine proportions.