All your talent are belong to us.

So what do you do if you’re “America’s Most Hated” no-talent leach “rapper” and can’t find anyone to produce your mad rhymes? You use your wife’s cash to start a record label and name it after yourself. Mr. Spear’s announced Friday he’s launching Frederation Records and their first release will of course be his alubm Playing with Fire. Hopefully once it bomb’s KFed will go the way of Vanilla Ice and fade silently into obsurity only to be heard from on B-List Celebrity games.

KFed’s a playa though, A PLAYA is say.

He’s used his mad fashion skills and thuggish good looks to find himself as the new face Five Star Vintage Clothing Company. Yeah, I’ve never heard of them either. Hopefully they sell wife-beater t’s, fedoras and britches meant to hang off your ass.

No worries about their relationship from that KFed last post though. He told In Touch Magazine Thursday they’re so happy they plan to renew their vows once child number two has been hatched. I’m no so sure it’s things are going great as he’s a moron and forgotten what he said just a couple of years back, but then again I’m a bit cynical at times.

And with that Me and you KFed, we’re on a break, until the master of idiocy does something else news worthy.