With his straight-to-remainder album due out next Tuesday, KFed is hitting the publicity circuit hard. And that”””s good news, because any interview with KFed is going to provide jackass quotes that Steve-O himself would havve a hard time matching. KFed started off by talking to People, where he critiqued his recent acting debut on CSI: ”””I looked at myself and I was like, It looked good. It looked perfect.””? Mr. Spears went on to tell the fawning interviewer, ”””If you want to hate me, cool, hate me. You know why? Because all it’s going to do is help me.””? How that hate translates into album sales is a little unclear, but at least it”””s a relief to know that a livin””” large rappa like KFed doesn”””t think I”””m uncool.

Next, KFed chatted with Entertainment Weekly, and modestly described himself as the most underrated person in his field. After the interviewer failed to burst out laughing, KFed decided to go for the gold and told them that he was maturing as a father and a husband. ”””I used to be embarrassed to go to the store and buy tampons, but that”””s all past tense. Once you make it through that, then you”””re good.””? Since he probably won”””t be working on a second album any time soon, KFed might want to put his newfound affection for feminine hygiene products to good use by visiting this tampon crafts page. Lots of projects there to fill up the future ex-rapper”””s copious spare time. Granted, that was kind of a stretch. But I wanted to use the tampon crafts link. Also, I couldn”””t find a page of douchebag crafts projects.