Kevin Federline”’s career as a “singer” and “dancer” may be DOA, but he has matters at home arranged exactly the way he likes them. If one can believe MSNBC (and one can”’t), KFed has told Britney to fire the male dancers from the upcoming comeback video she”’s working on and replace them with female dancers. No, not because KFed is pushing his wife into girl-on-girl action (which, if one of them is Britney, gives a whole new meaning to the term “Toxic.” It”’s because Federline, who met Britney when he was one of her backup dancers, is afraid that even someone as dim as his wife might finally realize she could do better and link up with one of the new backup guys. According to the link, KFed is “surprisingly insecure and secretly terrified” that Spears will dump him if she can kick-start her own stalled career. He”’s even told her there”’s no need to rush losing the post-pregnancy pounds. This from a guy who used to make grunting pig noises when his wife ate.
Face it: this guy is awesome, and not in a good way. He”’s like the moonbat version of George W. Bush, if W were a parasitic whigger celebutard: a frightening package of boneheaded stupidity and demonic cunning, all of it in the service of pure evil. Tom Cruise is a much smarter guy (which isn”’t saying that he”’s smart), and he should be taking KFed”’s correspondence course on spousal mind control.
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You know?
Brittany was underage, and cute. (DUH! they kinda go together) and I thought to myself? “I might hit that next year” Then I heard her talk.
Then I saw Christina, and I thought “that is gonna be one REALLY beautiful woman!” and then she turned herself in to an erector set kinda skank.
Then I saw Mandy Moore and I thought “That is just a girl who is TOO cute, being too sexualized at such a young age, I hope she stays the same kinda cute girl that she should be” and I nearly shat myself, because. . . well, she still is even now. (I was young enough at the time to think these things back then)
Now, I’m not gonna lie, I’m older, and I don’t have the best skin, some pock marks (mostly from infected cuts created by punches) I occassionaly break out after I shave, cuz I have very thick facial hair (other than one small bald spot right next to my right cheek, so I can’t grow a beard and not look retarded) and I get ingrown hairs, but with my sun aged, my random hair revolution of skin care, and with my indifference of whiping away sweat (I sweat a lot, and I tend to have jobs that require me to exert effort which makes me sweat even more) I have never had the pathetic complexion of Brittany. Nor have most of the people I have known, and NONE of them well introduced to their 20′s.
I am kinda soft now, I used to be fit, and I don’t maintain myself, I’m about 20 lb’s over my prime weight, but I never looked as horrible as brittany.
It has nothing to do with brit being a woman, it has everything to do with her being a lazy hick tardo who thinks that everyone should just love everything she does cuz well “god ya’all I’m Brittany Spears!”
She looks like hell, and she has for a while, she looks like nothing more than a retarded 16 year old breader who has cranked out WAY too many kids, hoping her line working hubby can pay for their braces.
And “K-Fed” proves that he is nothing more than a retarded man who wants nothing more than to work a line and pay for braces, (only with his wifes money)
This whole obsession is disgusting, and pathetic. I wish paparazzi would chase my brother and his wife, who have actually earned their status in life, but they don’t need attention, they have their own accomplishments, and their own love to keep them together without any publicity.
You know?
Brittany was underage, and cute. (DUH! they kinda go together) and I thought to myself? “I might hit that next year” Then I heard her talk.
Then I saw Christina, and I thought “that is gonna be one REALLY beautiful woman!” and then she turned herself in to an erector set kinda skank.
Then I saw Mandy Moore and I thought “That is just a girl who is TOO cute, being too sexualized at such a young age, I hope she stays the same kinda cute girl that she should be” and I nearly shat myself, because. . . well, she still is even now. (I was young enough at the time to think these things back then)
Now, I’m not gonna lie, I’m older, and I don’t have the best skin, some pock marks (mostly from infected cuts created by punches) I occassionaly break out after I shave, cuz I have very thick facial hair (other than one small bald spot right next to my right cheek, so I can’t grow a beard and not look retarded) and I get ingrown hairs, but with my sun aged, my random hair revolution of skin care, and with my indifference of whiping away sweat (I sweat a lot, and I tend to have jobs that require me to exert effort which makes me sweat even more) I have never had the pathetic complexion of Brittany. Nor have most of the people I have known, and NONE of them well introduced to their 20′s.
I am kinda soft now, I used to be fit, and I don’t maintain myself, I’m about 20 lb’s over my prime weight, but I never looked as horrible as brittany.
It has nothing to do with brit being a woman, it has everything to do with her being a lazy hick tardo who thinks that everyone should just love everything she does cuz well “god ya’all I’m Brittany Spears!”
She looks like hell, and she has for a while, she looks like nothing more than a retarded 16 year old breader who has cranked out WAY too many kids, hoping her line working hubby can pay for their braces.
And “K-Fed” proves that he is nothing more than a retarded man who wants nothing more than to work a line and pay for braces, (only with his wifes money)
This whole obsession is disgusting, and pathetic. I wish paparazzi would chase my brother and his wife, who have actually earned their status in life, but they don’t need attention, they have their own accomplishments, and their own love to keep them together without any publicity.
yeah, Kfed is just like GWB, except GWB is successful in his own right, intelligent, a master of politics (the celebrated Clinton only managed to lose the Dems their 50 year lock on the House, Bush has gained seats every cycle) graduate of several eminent colleges, and has been leader of the Free World for 8 years. Also note that the US has not been attacked again since 9/11, and not from lack of maniacs trying. He also won 2 wars (that pundits assured us would be US bloodbaths) comparatively bloodlessly. He’s done very well considering the difficulty of the world today. I can’t think of anyone who’d have done better (John F’n Kerry? Algore? no thanks).
Really, the trope of “Bush is dumb, Reagan is old, Bush I is wimpy” is such an used up, and frankly, lazy ‘comedy’ construct that its not even vaguely amusing for around 5 years now.
GWB may be many things, but he’s not dumb. And he’s also one of the 40+ most successful and powerful individuals in the history of our country. Also, the left may hate him, but he is hugely popular among his supporters, something Kfed has none of outside his own house. More people voted for Bush than voted for any president in history (no, more people didn’t vote against him than anyone in history, that belongs to Clenis, more voted for Perot/Bush I, and against Clinton, than did against Bush in 2006)
Fun is fun, but the dragging lame ass political leanings in even where they are totally inappropriate and not even tangentally appropos = not funny. For humor to work, it has to resonate. That was a particularly flat attempt.
Why not just stick to your usual Bush=Hitler etc. if you are going to be formulaic.
yeah, Kfed is just like GWB, except GWB is successful in his own right, intelligent, a master of politics (the celebrated Clinton only managed to lose the Dems their 50 year lock on the House, Bush has gained seats every cycle) graduate of several eminent colleges, and has been leader of the Free World for 8 years. Also note that the US has not been attacked again since 9/11, and not from lack of maniacs trying. He also won 2 wars (that pundits assured us would be US bloodbaths) comparatively bloodlessly. He’s done very well considering the difficulty of the world today. I can’t think of anyone who’d have done better (John F’n Kerry? Algore? no thanks).
Really, the trope of “Bush is dumb, Reagan is old, Bush I is wimpy” is such an used up, and frankly, lazy ‘comedy’ construct that its not even vaguely amusing for around 5 years now.
GWB may be many things, but he’s not dumb. And he’s also one of the 40+ most successful and powerful individuals in the history of our country. Also, the left may hate him, but he is hugely popular among his supporters, something Kfed has none of outside his own house. More people voted for Bush than voted for any president in history (no, more people didn’t vote against him than anyone in history, that belongs to Clenis, more voted for Perot/Bush I, and against Clinton, than did against Bush in 2006)
Fun is fun, but the dragging lame ass political leanings in even where they are totally inappropriate and not even tangentally appropos = not funny. For humor to work, it has to resonate. That was a particularly flat attempt.
Why not just stick to your usual Bush=Hitler etc. if you are going to be formulaic.
Docweasel, I did not say Bush was dumb, or even that Bush=KFed (which would be far more offensive). I said KFed was like the moonbat version of Bush; in other words, KFed resembles a caricature which I regard as completely baseless and which has been driven into the ground. More careful reading on your part would save you from these wildly inaccurate interpretations.
Speaking of which, could you point out some previous examples of my “usual Bush=Hitler etc.â€?? I voted for the guy, and I don’t think I have any particularly Hitleresque leanings. Heck, I don’t even covet Poland.
Docweasel, I did not say Bush was dumb, or even that Bush=KFed (which would be far more offensive). I said KFed was like the moonbat version of Bush; in other words, KFed resembles a caricature which I regard as completely baseless and which has been driven into the ground. More careful reading on your part would save you from these wildly inaccurate interpretations.
Speaking of which, could you point out some previous examples of my ”””usual Bush=Hitler etc.””?? I voted for the guy, and I don”””t think I have any particularly Hitleresque leanings. Heck, I don”””t even covet Poland.
well then let’s just leave it that your attempt at humour was lame and unfunny.
what kfed is, more accurately, is the ’00′s version of Yoko Ono, damaging her spouses superstardom by trying to sublimate their (the spouses) actual talent (Brit must have some, she sold all those records) under their own non-talent. Transparently, what K-fed would love more than anything would be for Brit’s career to completely tank and his to ascend. And (in his mind) the only way that can happen is for him to keep her barefoot, pregnant and not recording or touring to distract from his genius (kinda like Ono did to J.L. mid 70′s, only replace ‘pregnant’ with ‘hopelessly addicted to heroin’ although both spending 20+ hours a day either watching Teevee or sleeping)
I predict he will further emulate Ono when his efforts completely tank, and in his desperation to be famous SOMEHOW records an album with her tunes alternating with his tunes (ala Double Fantasy) or a tour as co-stars.
Of course, in those pre-mp3 days we could always record a cassette of the album w/o Yoko’s execrable yowling, nowadays it will be all too easy for whatever fans Brit has left to expunge Kfeds yammering attempts at rhyme.
I get sick of Bushbashing nonstop 24/7 and especially when its pretty lamely done. If someone had an original idea on how to actualy get some humor out of the tired cliche it’d be different. If anything, K-fed is more John F’n Kerryish (married to wealth, empty suit, egomaniacal, blaming his own failure on the stupidity of the human race, goofy fashion sense, etc.)
And I meant the usual (supposed) lib humor of comparing bush=hilter, not your personal predilections. In fact the only thing I remember you writing about at all is leglamps.
well then let’s just leave it that your attempt at humour was lame and unfunny.
what kfed is, more accurately, is the ’00′s version of Yoko Ono, damaging her spouses superstardom by trying to sublimate their (the spouses) actual talent (Brit must have some, she sold all those records) under their own non-talent. Transparently, what K-fed would love more than anything would be for Brit’s career to completely tank and his to ascend. And (in his mind) the only way that can happen is for him to keep her barefoot, pregnant and not recording or touring to distract from his genius (kinda like Ono did to J.L. mid 70′s, only replace ‘pregnant’ with ‘hopelessly addicted to heroin’ although both spending 20+ hours a day either watching Teevee or sleeping)
I predict he will further emulate Ono when his efforts completely tank, and in his desperation to be famous SOMEHOW records an album with her tunes alternating with his tunes (ala Double Fantasy) or a tour as co-stars.
Of course, in those pre-mp3 days we could always record a cassette of the album w/o Yoko’s execrable yowling, nowadays it will be all too easy for whatever fans Brit has left to expunge Kfeds yammering attempts at rhyme.
I get sick of Bushbashing nonstop 24/7 and especially when its pretty lamely done. If someone had an original idea on how to actualy get some humor out of the tired cliche it’d be different. If anything, K-fed is more John F’n Kerryish (married to wealth, empty suit, egomaniacal, blaming his own failure on the stupidity of the human race, goofy fashion sense, etc.)
And I meant the usual (supposed) lib humor of comparing bush=hilter, not your personal predilections. In fact the only thing I remember you writing about at all is leglamps.
“your attempt at humour was lame and unfunny”
That right there pissed me off, and then you decided to go on. I would proffer that humour is COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE, and (by any stretch of MY lame and unfunny imagination) your tastes are certainly not conformative to the realm of reality.
Would you care to apologize, DW, or leave the premises?
“your attempt at humour was lame and unfunny”
That right there pissed me off, and then you decided to go on. I would proffer that humour is COMPLETELY SUBJECTIVE, and (by any stretch of MY lame and unfunny imagination) your tastes are certainly not conformative to the realm of reality.
Would you care to apologize, DW, or leave the premises?
ok, lame and unfunny to me, and I posted a comment, where I presume you are supposed to post opinions about posts and subjects under discusssion.
I really don’t see why I have to apologize for posting a comment, which is my opinion. Yeah, my opinion was the comparison to bush was 1. invalid B. lame and unfunny III. overdone anyway, and dragging Bush into Kfeds nightmare is just really stretching it IMHO.
you want to ban me for posting my opinion about a post I personally deem lame, in the comments section, so be it. I’m sure not going to apologize. I didn’t attack the guy personally or say anything out of line, by my lights.
You’ll end up with precious few commentators if only hagiographic comments are accepted. It was a lame attempt at humor and I called him on it. I calls ‘em likes I sees ‘em. I had no idea the comments section was for adoring worship only (although I’ve used it for that as well)
ok, lame and unfunny to me, and I posted a comment, where I presume you are supposed to post opinions about posts and subjects under discusssion.
I really don’t see why I have to apologize for posting a comment, which is my opinion. Yeah, my opinion was the comparison to bush was 1. invalid B. lame and unfunny III. overdone anyway, and dragging Bush into Kfeds nightmare is just really stretching it IMHO.
you want to ban me for posting my opinion about a post I personally deem lame, in the comments section, so be it. I’m sure not going to apologize. I didn’t attack the guy personally or say anything out of line, by my lights.
You’ll end up with precious few commentators if only hagiographic comments are accepted. It was a lame attempt at humor and I called him on it. I calls ‘em likes I sees ‘em. I had no idea the comments section was for adoring worship only (although I’ve used it for that as well)
“In fact the only thing I remember you writing about at all is leglamps.”
That was a general statement designed to say what, exactly?
Obviously, I do let some negative comments enter the premises, but I do take exception at anyone giving my boys crap. They write here because they enjoy it, not because I make them, and for that, I am endebted in a manner I cannot even express.
On the other hand, I find it amusing that you characterize Mr. Atoz’s attempt at humour to be lame and unfunny. Oh more than on occasion, YOUR humour has freaked my shit out.
Oh yeah, and “BUH BYE.”
If I may: doc belongs to the self-important why say something in 2 words when I can use 20 school of commenting. I’m not even going to bother to read all that gas.
Saying a Mr. Atomz post is lame and unfunny is redundant. I rarely read him but everything I’ve read is lame and unfunny. Mr. Atomz should have a blog called LAME AND UNFUNNY.
Agent Behead rushing to the rescue like Mommy to the rescue to wipe her baby’s butt is the stupidest part of all. So now your the comments police? Is’nt Mr. A a big girl? Let him defend himself. Let the other man have his say even if he says it in 10,000 boring words or more. Put your efforts towards some interesting posts instead of alienating the few commenters you have and you are the last person should talk about freaky humor, you are queen of the freaks, that is why I come here.
So STFU all of yuz.
Darcy, I did not wipe anyone’s ass, for I finished doing that when my daughter left the diaper stage. Anyway, you aren’t aware of some of the background here, but I see no need to go into that discussion.
As to the number of comments on this blog, that has never been much of a consideration to me. The more important aspect to me is the number of readers and the feed circulation numbers. Comments are take ‘em or kick ‘em, in my less than typical opinion. What irritates me is the assumption that it’s a reflection on the blog – I know of blogs with millions of visitors per week and about 25 total comments in that time frame. Conversely, blogs exist with 25 weekly readers and over 100 comments per week by the same people.
Comments = Something I could do without, but I keep them around because I get bitchy emails otherwise.
And if I could have written more this week, I would have, but I was pretty doped up on medication. Maybe next week.
Well if it’s gonna be that kind of party I’m gonna stick my **** in the mashed potatoes.
Me, I have nothing to add other than the if you can’t say something nice it’s pretty much guaranteed one of us will kick you in the nuts, or something like that.
Darcy, anybody, wanna play a game of guess what’s in my pocket?