Kevin Federline, aka KFed, aka Mr. Spears, admits he and Brit-Brit’s relationship has seen better days.

Their rough spell apparently began when Sean Preston was hatched. His redneck bride expected him to man up and be a semi-responsible father while he had dreams of golfing and drinking 40′s of OE. That bitch, it’s no wonder she can’t keep a man happy.

Despite several public denials of their troubles he admits their marriage is far from perfect, primarily because they spend so little time together. Her corrupting young Sean Preston and him out trying, all be it unsuccessfully, to be a man-whore.

He’s committed (or should be to an institution) though:

He says: “It’s definitely going to be hard. It’ll have to be worked at, but that’s every relationship.”

And if it takes him bagging the sow every now and then to keep his semi-endless source of funds from drying up he”’ll make that sacrifice. After all if Anna Nicole could do it so can he.

update: Unable to control themselves Brit-Brit and KFed’s crimes against fashion have caused young Sean Preston to be named one of the worst-dressed men in the world.