Yo homies! Get your ‘tudes in check – Kevin Federline is tired of people talking about him being such a terrible husband to Britney Spears. That poor fellow! It’s simply terrible that people allege such a horrible thing about him. Let us attempt to give the guy a little credit though. Concededly, the wannabe rapper has earned the following labels:

Filthy, opportunistic, money-grubbing, prostitute-visiting, pot-smoking, idiotic, untalented, stupid, worthless, inferior, third-rate, tawdry, cheesy, nickel-and-dime, useless, ineffectual, unproductive, unavailing, pointless, valueless, inadequate, deficient, insubstantial, hollow, petty, inconsequential, lame, paltry, pathetic, good-for-nothing, despicable, contemptible, ignominious, degenerate, shiftless, deadbeat, fool, ass, moron, imbecile, dopehead, chump, dimwit, loon, dork, jackass, numbskull, lamebrain, jerk, chowderhead, and schmuck.

Kevin Federline may be all these things, and he might need a shampoo even worse than Bono does – but hey, let’s not label the degenerate as a bad husband, nor should we call Britney Spears a brainless bimbette for marrying such a poor excuse for a man.