The soon to be ex Mr. Pamela Anderson heard that Tommy Lee had been “consoling” his ex-wife and teh Kid got upset. So if you’re a classy guy like Kid Rock what’re you going to do?
Why you grab a couple of your body guards, head to what you suspect is his hotel room, kick down the door and open up a can of whoop-ass. ’cause you know that’s just what Mr. Rock, Kid if you will, did about 6:00am New Years Day.
“Kid is divorcing Pam Anderson, but he heard [her ex] Tommy was hooking up with her, and got all riled up,” our source said. “So he went over at 6 a.m. with two bodyguards, and began kicking down what he thought was Tommy’s door. Only it wasn’t – and Kid found himself staring at some poor, startled family. He signed an autograph for them as security arrived, then bolted over to the Paradise strip club. Tommy has been calling Kid Rock and taunting him about Pam, and Kid Rock was ready to kick some serious ass,” a source said. Lee’s rep told us, “Tommy is aware that this incident occurred, but wasn’t at the time as he was staying on another floor.”
Classy.
Of course Mr. Rock could just be upset that he’ll remember the Tommy & Pamela sex tape every time he gets that Hep. C test (if’n he isn’t already testing positive).
Me, I just don’t get it. Why the hell would anybody be upset about their soon to be ex-wife talking to her ex-husband. ‘specially when the ex-wife is starting to look like a pre-op Tranny (just add the Adam’s apple) and recently did a bump and grind strip tease with Pauly Shore and Howard Stern. As I said, at least he was classy about it. He signed autographs for the family and everything.
Anybody know how I can get in touch with him about teaching a series of cotillion classes?



















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Hmmmm…. wonder if alcohol had anything to do with it. Haaaaaa
Jenny surely you don’t think that Mr. Rock might have had one or two too many drinks???
A man of his class and caliber.
Why I’m insulted for him.
OMG. Did you really say Cotillion? Beth C. is so gonna kick your ass.
.. oh, I don’t know….. after being forced to watch his wife suck Tommy’s crank on video, I suspect that he’d have a fairly low tolerance for Tommy & his Dick being anywhere near his soon-to-be Ex-wife…. even if she does look like a pre-op Tranny….
.. it is a principle kinda thing….
Ahem.
White Trash Wednesday: Kid Rock does the news…
I forgot about this (I meant to post it last week or something), but Phin jogged my memory today with this at Agent Bedhead.
Cotillion classes my ass, pal.
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BTW, the politically correct term is “transman,” or even FTM (in this case). Not “tranny.” Just thought I’d share that tidbit of postmodern PC knowledge with you. ;-P
(Get your ass to Cotillion classes, and you would know!)
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