Apparently, he does. As planned, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock just got hitched in St. Tropez. The groom wore . . . blue jeans, and the bride wore . . . a white bikini that belonged on her pre-implant boobies. From the looks of things, the couple certainly didn’t waste any time breaking out the liquor. At least they didn’t spend a year publicly insisting that he was heterosexual, getting engaged atop the Eiffel tower, touring the globe, popping out a fake kid, hashing out the prenuptuals, and not quite understanding why they cannot find a drop of privacy. So congrats to Pamela and Kid Rock, who actually do seem well suited for each other. Congrats to the boobies as well.
- Photo shamelessly swiped from D-Listed
UPDATE: Our sooper seekrit forces have discovered prewedding photos, wherein Pam tells Kid that it’s time to hop on the yacht and get married…
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I must admit that those are probably the only boobies in the world that just don’t do anything for me. Fake hair, fake lips, fake chesticles, the woman is a cartoon character. No, actually that would be an insult to Jessica Rabbit.
Isn’t it bad luck to wear the same thing every time you get married? I mean, she also wore a white bikini when she married Tommy Lee…and good Lord, let’s not go through something like that again!
Her head is about the same size as one of the boobs. I wonder how many lbs of silicon are in there, her boobs, that is.
I LIKE Pamela Anderson. She’s unashamed of who and what she is, and she’s good at it. Kid Rock is a Republican, so I like him too.
I can’t bellieve that Pamela has had those boobs downsized. What in God’s name were they like before. No, don’t tell me.
She did have them downsized, because her implants went septic (crikey!), but I think she had them redone in the past few years. WHY she did so, I’m at a loss to explain….