The uberclassy and always sassy Kid Rock has confessed that he is a germaphobe:
“If I’m eating dinner, I get a little freaked out about shaking hands,” the grungy rocker told Blender magazine. “I got a little sanitary thing.”
Interesting. Isn’t it odd that he would qualify himself as a germaphobe, yet he felt no ickyness when sticking his dick in Pamela Anderson?
A man’s gotta have standards, I do suppose.
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C’mon. Lighten up. Been there. Hit’s clean. Fucking rocks, actually.
… odd?… not at all, really… I mean, it’s not like he’s going to use his dick to spread mustard on his sandwich or anything…
I just lost my appetite.
Roger that, Moogs.
C’mon, Eric. Pamela slept with Tommy Lee for years, and he’s slept with hundreds of women. She’s got freaking hepatitis as a likely result.
If Hep-C is all she’s “got”, then that isn’t so “bad”, relatively speaking. Of course, if he’s such a germaphobe, he may well insist on using condoms, early and often…
Such psychic discrepancies aren’t uncommon. I know someone – no names of course – who can fill up his car & use the verseteller without ever touching the germ-infested instruments, but who’ll go to the Steamworks & get quite familiar with other instruments, even tho he has no idea where they were 5 minutes ago