Why you freaks don’t see the humour in this is quite obviously beyond my humble capacity to comprehend:

Subjectivity is a beautiful thing, for it allows one to realize the uniqueness of humour. This may seem like an awfully simplistic observation, but I take comfort in Velociman’s statements during the following conversation:

The Agent: Often when I’m writing, I amuse myself so much that I just laugh my ass off. Repeatedly. Does this happen to you?

Velociman: Oh, hell, I often laugh my ass off at what I’ve written. Tears coarse down my face. Often as not, these are the posts I eventually pull down as ultimately unsatisfactory. It seems one can highly amuse one’s inner twisted sense of humor, with all the obtuse and obscure inner references that sense of humor entails. In other words, what I may find screamingly amusing, no one else gets. They don’t share my context or my own particular points of reference.

Wise man, ‘dat. Sho’ now…….