As the year rolls towards a close, David and Victoria Beckham must be biting their respective manicured nails while they wait for the predicted announcement that David may be called to Buckingham Palace to be knighted. That would transform the couple to Sir David and Lady Victoria, which obviously would promote them to the status of most oversexed couple in that social circle.
The chemistry between David and Victoria is almost contagious. After just one look at the above images, it’s easy to understand why Victoria cropped her hair because she kept losing her hair extensions during sex. For David, it had to be somewhat of a turnoff to watch such an illusion disappear as his wife’s fake hair fell out with only a slight yanking. Yet after seven years of marriage and three children, these two don’t seem to be at a loss for passion.
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Victoria, 32, also admitted she idolised her husband and insisted she would “do absolutely anything for him”.
Where does one go about finding a woman like that and why the hell aren’t they teaching women those types of manners / lessons in school, instead of that feminist “equal rights” crap.
Sir David Beckham? The honours system has degenerated into an absolute joke. He’s a very, very good footballer, but a fucking knighthood while he’s still playing (badly)? That’s just not cricket.
I for one am in favour of Lady Beckham if only for the looks on the faces of her former Spice-mates.
I can’t help myself, I love these 2. They are just so cheesetastic!