At last evening’s Los Angeles premiere of New Moon, it was fairly obvious that Kristen Stewart’s cute new hairdo was sadly missing from the festivities. The only viable explanation here is that these two have finally started banging, and the unfortunate side effect of sleeping with Robert Pattinson is a newly-discovered (yet still wholly theoretical) STD called “Sloth.” Let’s hope it doesn’t last too long.
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Yes, they so totally are banging away…
It looks better on her. And besides, a few minutes in the shower would cure it.
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