Per her usual routine, Kristen Stewart looked exceptionally miserable while posing with her “Woman of the Year” (yeah, I don’t know what that means either) at the ELLE Style Awards in London. Now, I don’t understand exactly why Kristen always looks so wrist-cuttingly bored, for, as a young actress, the starlet has already made more than enough money to retire upon, and it’s not like she didn’t purposely choose the spotlight by agreeing to star in this Twilight thing. Further, most idiot girls like her would be perpetually thrilled beyond belief to date Robert “Greasy Sparkles” Pattinson, who has (finally) actually confirmed their relationship. I don’t know… maybe Kristen is just always stoned and doesn’t realize (or care) how zoned out her behavior appears, but she’s a perfect protégé for Victoria Beckham’s unsmiling acceptance of the world’s worshipful gaze. Now, Kristen just needs some ridiculously large implants and wear six-inch heels in preparation for future bunions, and she’ll be worthy of Beckham’s respect.