As the Agent posted this morning, paleo-emo rocker Kurt Cobain has finally pushed Elvis off the post-mortem porcelain throne where The King has been reigning as the world”’s #1 hot/sexy/dead money machine for the last three decades. Most of of Kurt”’s earnings since his apparent suicide have been devoured by Courtney Love (aka the Money Hole), who, as Agent Bedhead noted, has been something less than frugal. Now Defamer has caught up with Courtney at the Borat premiere (where Courtney managed to fall asleep, a feat that ought to have been impossible for the chemically unenhanced), and noticed that the aging drug monkey/grunge vampire is sporting an impressive new set of fun-bags. And that”’s actually clever, because a pair of artificial boobs are just what Courtney needs to divert people”’s attention from her other image problems that, if enumerated, would keep us all here for the rest of the day.