Years ago, Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan were sporadic drinking buddies, who occasionally hit the NYC bars for a bit of a faux-lesbian striptease. Well, Moss must have been immensely flattered by Lohan’s attempted imitation in that recent cracked-out ass photoshoot, for the pair have allegedly rekindled their dormant and forgotten friendship. At least, this is all true if Lohan is to be believed, and the cracked-out strumpet insists that she and Moss are now BFFS, and Moss will help Lohan “get her career back on track.” (As if that were even possible at this point!)

I doubt this situation is exactly as Lohan sees it, or at least I hope Kate isn’t stupid enough to associate with the cracked-out succubus. Certainly, Kate’s career doesn’t need this crap right now, since it was recently publicized that her 2009 earnings were a mere 25% of her 2008 take. Even more damaging, perhaps, is Calvin Klein’s newfound declaration: “I have worked with so many women, great ones, and Kate was always difficult.