Perhaps the following sentiment may seem a bit harsh, but I’ve never (not even for a moment) felt an iota of sympathy for Lindsay “It’s All Someone Else’s Fault” Lohan. Quite simply, she’s nothing more than a self-aggrandizing little bitch with an unjustified sense of entitlement. Yet, her overinflated self-worth never ceases to amaze, such her behavior during this recent stunt, according to People:
Lohan, 23, was partying at the Crown Bar in Los Angeles Nov. 6, and, according to one onlooker, caused quite a scene when asked to ante up for her drinks.
“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.”
Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’ “
Well, I’m surprised Lohan didn’t raise her pimp hand and threaten to ruin anyone who asks her to pay for what goes into that temple of a body. I can just hear it now: “Don’t you know who I am?! Lind-say-Fuck-ing-Lo-han. That’s right, bitch, and you’ll never bartend in this town ag–” Whoops, she passed out again.
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Uh oh, she was left standing out on the sidewalk a few nights ago by the doorman of another club. She’s the new Tara Reid with fewer acting credits. She really doesn’t get who and what she is now. Wow, that lack of self awareness is going to be killer when she figures it all out.
I was rooting for her for a long time — she was cute and had great tits, I know, I’m easy — but I’m starting to lose hope. She may need to really hit bottom before realizing how fucked up she is. Very sad.
Yeah, but what is rock bottom….
2 DUIs?
3 rehab visits?
Career down the drain due to unreliability & “exhaustion” (i.e., clubbing till 5am)?
I could go on, but I think Lohan’s been at rock bottom for a few years already.