Although we at Agent Bedhead usually attempt to avoid stories about crazy crackheads and their lesbian love affairs, this one is just too bizarre not to mention. Lindsay Lohan was snapped leaving the house of her on-again-off-again lover, Samantha Ronson, and it appears (from the very conspicuous token that Lohan’s carrying) that the two have rekindled their inexplicably steamy relationship. My question is this: Don’t lesbians usually have better taste than to give such a cheesy “I Love You” bear as a token of their affection? Because I think that this bear is merely a decoy and really just a front for a fuzzy pi&ntiled;ata that’s filled with coke and has a nifty side compartment for her premixed Red Bull/vodka. It’s the Lohan way.