Consider this plentiful supply of McConaugheyey as payback for the ball sucking fiesta that the self-proclaimed hetero men in the audience and authorship recently enjoyed. At least these pictures of Matthew were snapped in Australia, where his schmoozing won’t affect the apparent shortage of women in the Northern hemisphere. So before we have any swordfights, gentlemen, just put it away.
As they say over at Pajiba, “Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta.”
Bottom images: A Socialite’s Life
Top images: All over the fucking place with various blognames scrawled all over ‘em.
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(Coffee bubbling, paper crumpling, pencil snapping) I just don’t get it. Why, oh why, do women find this male skank hot? Is it the hasn’t-showered-in-days look or the ever-so-sexy drink spillage on his shirt? Dirty, sloppy and drunk-what every woman wants in a man.
Jealous? You betcha! I would love to lounge around, boozing and floozing my millions away. Damn my bar of soap, warm showers, normal job with with mediocre pay, meaningful but infrequent married sex life, and decent, clean clothes.
God, I hate that guy. Either that or he’s my frickin hero. Damn McConaugheyhey!
I finally understand what people think when they talk about Britney Spears or Paris Hilton.
Thanks richj. My snark was broken when I looked at this earlier.
Flea-You’re welcome. I help where I can.
That’s hawtt.
Mmmmmmcconaughey!