I’m getting some interesting email via my contact form following yesterday’s posting involving email, and the contact forms are grrrrrreat considering that one’s email address doesn’t get published, and prOnbots are less likely to pick it up within the scanages. Scanages. Scans. Lots of ‘em.
Dear Sexy Sadie:
Does the size of a man’s cock really matter?
Signed,
Not a Sausage King
Ahhh yes. These days, I must partake in some alcohol before answering something like this, but fortunately, this one I feel pretty comfortable about tackling without much thought.
Yes, of course it matters.
Yet it cannot be the determinative factor on whether he is screwworthy. Most women can tell you that some men with large cocks are quite often horrible in bed, and those with more average-sized wankers have been their best experiences. I love that word, “Wanker,” and especially when Hugh Grant uses it. “Bridget dahling, those are humongous panties. Where’s my wanker?” For those of us who loved the movie Sixteen Candles, it also brings to mind the phrase, “No more yankee my wankee. The Donger need food!”
Yet I digress. The importance of a man’s “unit,” as with any other notion concerning sex. Really though, if you slightly lack in either area, size or talent, you can make up for your shortcoming by being above average in the other category. Extremes are what drag you down, quite literally. If you suck horribly in bed and don’t do a damn thing to please your partner, then a huge wanker won’t get you laid again. Or if you are smaller than the average salt shaker, your talents probably won’t make up for the teeny weenie. The salt-shaker theory used to be a joke with my bar buddies, but I think that it really is a good rule of thumb. Sad, but true.
If you are closer in size to a thimble than a pepper grinder, consider trying an herbal supplement, but do not buy the expensive types. From what I’ve been told, this is mostly money down that slippery and proverbial drain. Developing and sticking to a workout regimen also increases blood flow to the area, thereby helping out a bit in the size department, so I’ve been told by male friends. Not that I would know, since I’m no Libertarian Girl.
P.S> I did spellcheck. Hopefully it worked. It doesn’t like the word “wanker.”
