Last week the latest Jennifer Aniston movie opened to the usual crap reviews, & then something awful happened: people went to see it! This is a catastrophe. Until this freak accident, Aniston was well on her way to box-office poison after flops like Rumor Has It, Along Came Polly, & Derailed. She was just one bomb away from being dubbed "TV actress" & discarded.
But no. Now she’ll be able to milk even this modest hit – did I mention the crap reviews? – & we’ll be stuck with her for years, decades of unfunny comedies, flatline romances, idiot political statements, Oprah confessionals, & the inevitable excruciating horror: "serious acting".
In Hollywood, entire careers are spun from one hit movie. Sharon Stone? Rosanna Arquette? Sandra Bullock? Daryl Hannah worked Splash for two decades of flops until Kill Bill reminded everyone she was still alive. So to all the asshats who went to see The Break-up: THANKS. You now have to live with yourselves for the next 20 years of Jennifer Aniston.
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Maybe she need to find a new line of work, but I’d still hit that.
So basically you’re saying that Brad Pitt is a crazy-chaser.
Gwyneth Paltrow?? Angelina?? And let’s not forget Jennifer’s “Israeli peace accord”.
He may just be a red-blooded American male who likes hot babes & is willing to put up with their crazy shit
At least her father recognized his own stellar lack of talent and has been a fixture on the soaps, well, since God made dirt.
Boy, now I’m glad I haven’t seen that movie!
We have only ourselves to blame for this. *sigh*
Well, not me. I didn’t see it.
::shakes head:: I admit, I saw it. It was lousy. I was conned. I shall live in unadultered shame for many, many minutes.
i hate you, your husband, your children, & all your relatives
I don’t go to see movies that she or any of her five co-conspirators in “Friends” are in. It’s as simple as that.