Saturday’s nearly half finished, and I almost let it slip by without noticing that it’s the third annual Steve Guttenberg Day. I seriously doubt this holiday is observed anywhere outside the confines of Johnny Awesome’s website, but it’s a worthy idea and we ought to do what we can to propagate the meme. The Swass Report has several helpful hints on how to mark the occasion, but amazingly enough watching Can’t Stop the Music is never even suggested. Major, major oversight. That movie marks a ne plus ultra in some hitherto unimagined direction that not even the Gutte himself has ever been able to surpass.