Comments on: An Unsolicited Letter Of Advice To Parfumiers

By: mr skin

mr skin — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 22:43:09 +0000

J Lo put the B back in Booty. Now all of the followers want big butts.

By: Ghost of a flea

Ghost of a flea — Mon, 29 May 2006 12:58:51 +0000

The scent of celebrity…

The extraordinarily glamorous Agent Bedhead posts an unsolicited letter of advice to parfumiers. It seems she is motivated not only by aesthetic rigour and a sense of altruism but because a truckload of celebrity branded waters are claiming shelf-space…

By: Ruth

Ruth — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 07:16:53 +0000

Great stuff!! I’ll buy Fuck You All anyday

By: MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:43:10 +0000

Sadie the Nose…

I had no idea there was a perfume called Ass de Ferris Bueller! And I thought I was pretty up-to-the-minute on such things!

Maybe Sadie should start writing fragrance reviews for my beloved Makeup Alley…especially for this stuff.
……

By: Velociman

Velociman — Sat, 11 Mar 2006 05:04:03 +0000

I’m working on marketing rights for Egregious! by Velociman. I’ll have to steal copiously from Dolce & Gabbana, my current fave-oh scent, but I think my lawyers are better than theirs. I shall persevere. Or, better yet, offer private sniffings.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:46:36 +0000

Oh man. I forgot all about KFC!

By: utron

utron — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:40:27 +0000

Hysterical, although I’m surprised you didn’t notice the alluring undercurrent of Kentucky Fried Chicken that runs through Britney’s namesake fragrance.

The whole post reminded me of one of my favorite moments from Hot Shots!

Topper Harley: That’s an enchanting scent you’re wearing. May I ask its name?

Ramada: I have a cold. It’s Vicks Vap-O-Rub.

By: Theresa

Theresa — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:15:13 +0000

Second hand pot smoke? Huh…Nah, it’s not worth it.

By: Phoenix

Phoenix — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:36:58 +0000

hahahahahahahahahahaha

(deep breath)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

can’t. stop. laughing.

By: The LLama Butchers

The LLama Butchers — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:06:13 +0000

Why isn’t the Chai-Rista on the marketing task force here at work?…

Because she’s a frickin’ marketing genius, and they are nincompoops. I mean, sure, she’s no Kathy the Cake Eater who has a long inquiry today into the subject of lusty, busty sapphic experimentation in sorority houses, but hey, Kath’s a……