Gone are the old-fashioned days when chucking furniture from a hotel suite’s balcony was the customary method for angst-ridden musicians to liberate themselves from the clutches of society’s rules. These days, a trip to the spa will easily bring out the inner Matthew McConaughey from within even the most wasted of English rockers.

The boys of Oasis have jumped across the pond and are currently recording their seventh record in, of all places, Los Angeles. The band’s lead wanker, Liam Gallagher, has been staying at the Four Seasons hotel, and during his stay, he has allegedly received a thorough waxing of his chest and eyebrows:

Gallagher is rumoured to have used the massage, reflexology and waxing facilities at the hotel’s spa.

“Liam enjoyed some swimming in the morning and checked into the beauty spa area before lunch,” said a source.

“And as well as the usual back massage and pedicure, he was also treated to some reflexology and waxing.

“Liam spent just over seven hours there as he’d been working in the studio all night. It was just what he needed.”

After seven hours, I would say that he most definitely also ordered up a happy ending. Isn’t that what “reflexology” means? Of course, no pictures of this alleged incident exist, so I totally popped Liam’s head onto McConaughey. Those motherfucking hands were just too good to pass up.