While you’re surfing the internet from your wretched cubicle, drinking your third cup of tepid, watery coffee from the “comfort station” provided by the megacorporate employer that pays you a pittance for forty weekly hours of robotic, soul-crushing work, prepare to be enraged by this story about a nasty little rat-dog. Conchita the chihuahua, the pet/skin-crawling fetish object of nitwit billionaire heiress Gail Posner, lives a more pampered life than you will ever know.
Ms. Posner, who describes the bug-eyed little creature as “the love of my life lavishes nearly $15,000 a month on her pet. The dog has its own servants, eats nothing but gourmet food, and has a wardrobe worth more than $12,000. However, Conchita now refuses to wear her diamond-studded Cartier dog collar, after nearly choking to death on one of the diamonds. Regrettably, the dog survived. A nicely ironic diamond-choking fatality like that would have made this a fun article.
(Via Hot Air.)