Normally I try to avoid posting on Kim Kardashian and her backup-singer sisters, mostly because they seem like a minimally upscale version of Speidi; by giving them the slightest bit of attention, I feel like I’ve been co-opted by their nitwit plan for world domination. But every 36 hours or so their fame-whoring gets so egregious that it’s difficult to ignore—for example, when Kim sampled her sister’s breast milk. Now, this might or might not be a little weird and a little gross (and damn right it is), but if you do it on almost-network television then you clearly have some serious boundary issues:

The 30-year-old socialite took a swig from a bottle full of Kourtney’s milk after being egged on by her siblings…. Kim looked as if she was having second thoughts as Khloe, 26, approached her with the bottle and asked stepsister Kylie Jenner to do the pouring instead. While her siblings chanted “chug it,”
the socialite took a small sip and grinned with delight. “Welcome to the fit club baby,” Khloe declared.

Seriously, the only way I could share more unwanted intimacies with these people would be if one of them swallowed a minicam and sent me on a tour of the Kardashian digestive system, from uvula to poop chute. Which will probably happen sometime next year in Season Six of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.