Lily Allen admits she still has room to grow as a musician, but she’s already honed her attention-whoring skills to a razor-sharp edge of perfection. Just in the past few days, she:

• Whipped out her third nipple during an interview on Dutch television and encouraged the interviewer to tweak it. I decided not to embed the video, but you can see it here if you absolutely must. Nipple-tweaking commences around the 2:20 mark.
• Gave another interview to the gay mag Attitude where she described looking at her brother’s peen and other skin-crawling intimacies. Go here for an excerpt from the interview and a pic of the appendage under discussion. Pic NSFW, Lily’s comments NSFL.

Then Lily probably did an interview with Independent Catholic News where she described her fantasy of sodomizing the Pope with a strap-on. Oddly enough and on a completely unrelated note, the BBC decided to cancel Lily’s talk show this week, but obviously that’s not going to stop her from talking. We may have to take more forceful measures.