Agent Provocateur certainly doesn’t believe in long-term relationships. After loving and leaving the likes of Maggie Gyllenhaal, Kate Moss, and Kylie Minogue (slightly NSFW video), Agent Provocateur has settled upon Lily Allen and signed the cheeky singer for a six-figure sum. This move by AP must certainly be a result of the Gyllenhaal backlash, and the lingerie company has certainly gone for the direct opposite to model their goods.
Of course, Lily has recently gone from a plus-sized 14 to a more desirable 8, an accomplishment for which she partially credits the effects of hypnosis. She does look great overall, but c’mon . . . check out these calves:
Maybe AP will stray away from their usual format of long-legged photo spreads. To her credit, Lily brings her bona fide third nipple to the mix, so perhaps all is not lost.
Video of Lily’s aforementioned third nipple below the fold:
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I’m not sure whether to be turned on or grossed out or what.
A couple observations though:
1) One in ten? Seriously? I find that hard to believe. I’ve seen a lot of nipples, and they definitely tend to occur in pairs.
2) Is it OK to show third nipples on television in the US? Has anyone tried getting that one past the censors? I shouldn’t bring that up, the ratings stuff is deranged enough. Would a third nipple be OK in a PG-13 movie? I know breasts in general are out, since teenagers can be irreparably harmed by looking at boobs. They should watch more harmless things instead like eviscerations and decapitations; that’s just good wholesome fun.
3) Er, sorry about that tangent there. I haven’t had any coffee. In conclusion, nipples.
She’s actually not going to model for them. Because of her calves, right…!
hawt!