Forget the million or so bikini pictures of Lindsay Lohan that are currently clogging up the internet. Here”””s a pic of Miss Mean Girl relaxing and improving her mind by reading a book. If you look closely you can even see the title: 101 Things To Do before You Die. I would have expected her to be poring over the list of male stars represented by Brillstein-Grey Entertainment, but she”””s probably saving that for another project called ”””101 People To Do before August 15.””?

Lindsay doesn”””t seem particularly admirable or even likeable, but there”””s something undeniably intriguing about the way she lives her life with the pedal to the floor and nobody at the wheel. It”””s going to be a real shame if she dissolves into a puddle of pure liquid cocaine in the next year or so, or succumbs to an STD so bizarre and exotic that doctors throw up their hands and call it Lindsay Lohan Toxic Discharge, after its only known victim. And it would be even sadder if she survives to become a gravely-voiced former starlet with bad skin and a collapsed septum and nothing but memories. Given her present lifestyle, I”””d put that somewhere around spring of 2008.

(H/t to A Socialite”””s Life.)