One would think with all the publicity given to Paris Hilton’s intoxicated-driving escapades that Lindsay Lohan would realize that she too must heed the law. Not so much.
The “serious actress,” who is so completely over being referred to as a wild child, hit the clubs Friday night until 3am. Lindsay then attended a Hollywood Hills house party until 4am, after which she “made a pit stop” at a bar where, presumably, she was served alcohol despite being under 21 years of age and recently leaving alcohol rehabilitation. Yet I digress.
Around 5:15am, Lindsay lost control of her black Mercedes SL 65 convertible and slammed into some bushes at Sunset Boulevard and Foothill Drive, a few blocks away from her swanky condo. As expected, Miss Thang fled the scene and was tracked down a bit later due to a witness report. Unfortunately, Lohan was not arrested, as she and her two passengers required medical attention for their minor injuries, but she will soon have to answer to a judge. For her sake, she had better damn well follow any applicable orders, or Paris may very well have a cellmate after all.
UPDATE: TMZ states that Lindsay was indeed arrested after she received medical attention. In addition, officers found a “usable amount” of cocaine in Lindsay’s vehicle. What a fucking idiot.



















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Forgive me for being morbid but I don’t see her living to an old age. I look at her and I see that picture of Chris Farley after he died with the white bubble coming out of his mouth.
This girl isn’t known for her large brain pan, if you know what I mean.
So, wouldn’t this mean that La Lohan should be, at the least, charged with leaving the scene? I guess we will see if some are treated better by the law then others.
Oh, and PS: doesn’t the law still state that if an illegal drug is found, then the property (ie, her car), can be taken? That would be funny!
Teach, on a stop, the police can do a cursory search, which I guess is how they found the nose candy. That discovery gives them the ability to impound it for a more detailed search. They did indeed tow it to the station.
I’ve been trying to remember what that law was called, I think it was implemented during Bush 41′s time, where they could take the property, such as a car, boat, or even home, and the owner was SOL. It could then be sold at auction.
What kind of idiot drives home from a nightclub, drunk, when their every move is captured by paparazzi? She’s brainless.
Puh-leez, she’s just trying to keep up with Paris.
William Teach — I think this is what you’re thinking of. WARNING! WIKIPEDIA! But at least it has the gist.
let’s see. DUI, leaving the scene of an accident, reckless driving, underage drinking and of course the cocaine. Love to see the bar have their liquor license polled but that would be too much to hope for.