Lindsay Lohan is blaming her sexual deviance on the “hit” ’90′s TV show Sex and the City. She told Elle Magazine “Sex and the City’ changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people!” Notably Elle left out the bit about her giggling like a school girl and saying “VD’s rock, Paris has like five or six, I’m hoping to double that number by the end of summer!”

Don’t go thinking that Ms. Lohan will sleep with anybody though, she’s got standards. Lindsay won’t date a guy who has thoughts of sleeping with other women. She explained: “If I’m going to give [ed. note: I think the proper phrase here is rent] my body to someone, I’d rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like someone else.”

Now I’m not trying to be judgmental, but back in the day we had a name for people, of both sexes, with this type of philosophy, it starts with a W and ends with hore. But I won’t say it, ’cause you know, that’d be passing judgment on the nasty little strumpet.

In all seriousness though. Lindsay’s got a stalker, that isn’t me, and that’s a shame. The stalker is sending pictures of himself to her and Lindsay is starting to get weirded out buy it. Which is completely understandable, I mean, I wouldn’t want to see pictures of the one person I didn’t want to bump uglies with either.