Lindsay Lohan says she wants conjugal visits with to visit the troops in Iraq.
“I’ve been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,” the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.
Of course then there’s Hillary’s side:
A spokesman for the senator offered a slightly different take on Lohan’s contact with the New York Democrat’s office.“It was suggested to her that if she wanted to go, she could pursue doing so through the USO,” said spokesman Philippe Reines.
That’s going to leave a mark. No, “we haven’t been able to schedule things”, “Mrs. Clinton is extremely busy” or even a “No Comment”. What she received was a swift kick to her disease infestated ass.
Another problem since there aren’t very many day spas in Iraq at the moment nobody is sure where Ms. Lohan will recuperate from her “exhaustion” once she’s serviced performed for the troops.
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“…. Lohan tells the magazine, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.
Is she planning on going into combat over there? The whoring will do just fine, thanks.
My vote would be for delusional skank.
Don’t go tangling with Hillary, Lindsay. You’ll end up being found dead in Fort Marcy park, the victim of an apparent suicide.
And what exactly would she do there? Pretend like she gives a fuck? She’s so dumb that she doesn’t even realize how people see right through her.