Lindsay Lohan was all over Tommy Hilfiger at the opening of his first store in Paris, and these pictures of uncertain origin have been floating all over the internet for days. Yet my mind still carries lingering questions, such as “What are the guys in the background thinking?” in this photo:
Fellow A: How the hell did she get into this par . . . nice ass.
Fellow B: Axl Rose says Tommy Hilfiger fights like a girl.
For her part, Lindsay explained her presence as one of the 1000 guests:
“I’ve known Tommy Hilfiger since I was very young and I made a promise to him to DJ,” she said, adding: “I’m not sure how I got myself into this, but I love Paris.”
Lindsay can’t be telling the whole truth about her reason for attending Hilfiger’s soirée, for ever since she got the brush off from Chanel designer Karl Lagerfeld, Lindsay has been on a mission to capture a lucrative fashion contract of some sort. Lindsay has also famously stated her plans for the next decade:
“I want to get married before I’m 30 and have my house. I also want to make the kind of record I want. And I’d like to win an Oscar before then.”
It’s nice to dream, isn’t it? The Oscar is out of the question, and if she can ever get off her ass and actually promote a record, perhaps another label will sign her in the distant future. As it stands, Island Records doesn’t want her back:
“A single was a huge flop over here because Lindsay couldn”t be bothered to promote it. In the end they didn’t even bother releasing the album in Britain. She didn’t bother to come over to the UK to do interviews or make TV appearances to help sell the album. Island have now decided not to do another one with her.”
All is not lost, however, for Lindsay’s dream of marriage just may come true. In fact, I’m betting that she’ll experience that dream threefold by the time she hits thirty years of age.
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