A few weeks ago, when Lindsay went into the hospital for an alleged appendectomy, some people”’me, for instance”’thought she might have checked in for other reasons. Treatment for Grey Goose poisoning, maybe, or one of those Keith Richards whole-blood replacement therapies. But now the mystery is solved. Lindsay Lohan still has her appendix”’in her freezer.

Apparently La Lohan was worried that some disorderly orderly might try to sell her snippet on eBay. Instead, she asked the staff to wrap it and send it home with her, and ever since it”’s been residing among the Fudgesicles and chilled bottles of Everclear that comprise Lindsay”’s daily diet. Now the word is that Lindsay”’s pal Kimberly Stewart wants her to auction the thing off herself and donate the proceeds to charity. Personally, I would advise potential bidders to wait and see how the market shapes up. Unless Lindsay starts taking this rehab thing more seriously, her appendix is probably just the first of a whole series of organs that are going to decide they can”’t work under these conditions. Wait long enough and buy the whole set, and you”’ll be able to build your very own alcoholic, self-destructive starlet.