When you think about it, this was almost depressingly predictable. In a reprise of Paris Hilton’s experience with the hijacked storage space, Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace page (previously set to “private” under the charming name “privacycunt”) has been hacked. The gossip over at ONTD is that the perp is someone working for the Paris camp, and that in the next few days a whole website devoted to airing Lindsay’s dirty laundry will make its appearance. So far a few items are floating around, and you can see them over at ONTD. Don’t expect to discover Lindsays sensitive intellectual side here. What you’ll see are some predictably dumb pics, and emails between LL and the usual suspects: Shanna Moakler, Stavros Niarchos, a nice little catfight with Paris over her BFF/wannabe Perez Hilton, and an email from Lindsay’s “lesbian lover,” DJ Samantha Ronson.

I’ve stayed away from the “Lindsay’s Going Gay!!” story because there didn’t seem to be any more to it than pictures of Lindsay and Sam hanging out, and “guess who’s a couple?” stories are lame and usually untrue. However, this is Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, so if she’s actually on speaking terms with someone then odds are they’ve probably done the deed. More to come, no doubt.