Lindsay Lohan is already thinking past all the rehab nonsense and has plotted her future ascent to iconic status. As part of the plot, she has snatched up Marilyn Monroe’s old two-bedroom apartment that is situated in the El Palacio building of Los Angeles. Lohan gushed about her admiration for the blonde actress:
I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It’s so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who’s basically a pinup, which is what I’ve always aspired to be.
I do suppose Linds can be credited with realistic expectations in the sense that no one expects her to do anything but look like she’s just had sex. Below are some images from the February 2006 issue of Vanity Fair, wherein she emulated Monroe in several shots and generally succeeded at looking ridiculous.
Vanity Fair Scans: Sammie’s Effluvia
10 comments
I…
It’s…
But….
Oh gag, it’s just oh it’s just too nauseating.
Do you know how much smarter MM was than LL???? *puke*
That silly little popslut needs to pack up her blurry memories of her trashy 15 minutes and crawl back under her vomit laden sheets. If she’s lucky when she wakes up in the morning she’ll have a sterling career in Proactive commercials.
I think her face is quite bland. I don’t think she is pretty – much less sexy- at all.
she tried to be blonde, but her features are so dark that it just. . . will never work. . . again.
brown, black auburn. peroxide is a sheep in wolves’ clothing, tyvm.
she needs to paint over all those body freckles.
I think her freckles are very fetching.
Guess she figures now that Anna Nicole is dead, she’s got a shot. Blonde is not her color, and Monroe actually had a figure. I feel like vomiting.
Forget her looks.
Did she ‘Blackberry’ this message too? She aspires to be a pinup?
I can’t recall, can you, having ever read anything pertaining to her education? Did she even attend high-school?
What makes this chickie different from ANS was that much of what Anna endured and many of the terrible decisions she made might have arisen from a damned poor upbringing and from being determined, blindly so, to escape small-town U.S.A. and make a life for herself.
LL had the world eating out of her hand, as so many child actors do, and chooses to prove time and time again that the one thing fame cannot bestow is dignity.
To compare herself to Marilyn…preposterous.
Sanford H. Calhoun High School…
dropped out in her junior year
“I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did”
I think it’s safe to say that she’s well on her way to accomplishing some of what Marilyn did. She’s on pace to accomplish it at an earlier age.
Have you people learned nothing from Mean Girls?