At the opening of the very first U.S. Topshop in New York City, Jennifer Lopez “almost upstaged [Kate Moss] in a white strapless sheath which clung to her every curve.” So, in a successful attempt to bring the attention back to where it should properly be placed, Kate laid one right JLo’s startled lips. Kate must have studied at the Johansson-Portman School of Lesbian Distraction. Not that Kate really needs the publicity, but we sure appreciate the opportunity to make comment.

At the launch, Moss also introduced her ninth collection for Topshop, which featured some absolutely gorgeous dresses that make me drool a lot more than the thought of kissing JLo. Ugh.

Imagery: Daily Mail