Worth 1000 recently ran a Celebrity Aptronyms contest, in which “their name is their job,” and, while some of the entries are rather obvious, other monikers reaped slightly more nuanced results. For the record, Jude Law would complete the already-ongoing mockery of the law, but Edward Norton Anti-Virus isn’t out of the realm of possibility. Sadly, no entries feature Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Maybe next time?

Check out the complete gallery, which includes Orlando Bloom as a florist and Amy Winehouse doing what she normally does, at Worth1000.com.