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By: » A Little Tirade of My Own

» A Little Tirade of My Own — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:38:06 +0000

[...] this time I was particularly appalled.) The world is becoming one giant Oprah love-fest. (Thanks to Agent Bedhead for going on an Oprah tirade earlier in the [...]

By: 1 Girl, 4 Martinis

1 Girl, 4 Martinis — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:51:40 +0000

A Little Tirade of My Own…

Thanks to Agent Bedhead for going on an Oprah tirade earlier in the week….

By: The LLama Butchers

The LLama Butchers — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:46:11 +0000

News to me…

Apparently, Sadie has a thing for Oprah. You go girl! Extra bonus point linkage for the fab pic of Patricia Arquette. And if that’s not a sign that I’m extremely delirious, I don’t know what is…….

By: Steve the LLamabutcher

Steve the LLamabutcher — Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:43:44 +0000

Mmmmmm…..Patricia Arquette.

She’s such a skank, yet tarnation we luv her so!

By: beautifulatrocities

beautifulatrocities — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 18:17:13 +0000

I tried to read the Wally Lamb schlockfest I Know This Much is True, & lasted about 10 pages. It was soooooooo bad. It opens with this guys schizo identical twin sawing off his right hand & goes downhill. It’s set in a town where everyfuckingbody was molested / traumatized / raped / you name it. So over the top. I threw the book across the room when I came to a sentence that went something like “Billy liked Little League, until his father walked onto the field during the playoffs & blew his brains out.”

By: bobgirrl

bobgirrl — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 20:53:53 +0000

Finally someone who despises Oprah and weddings as much as I do.

I take great pride in the fact that I’ve never read an Oprah book. I’d like to lodge an official complaint that she is now going back and labelling older works as “Oprah books.” I flipped out and started throwing a tantrum recently in a bookstore when I saw her stamp on a Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel I read some years back. It just isn’t fair. I refuse to acknowledge that I’ve read an “Oprah book” if it wasn’t labelled as such when I read it.

As for weddings, don’t even get me started.

By: phin

phin — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 20:39:05 +0000

Damn you Tom Cruise, that’s the last time you get to use my machine.

Oprah’s got man boobages, I think they’re caused by excessive exposure to Tommy Boy’s lightening bolt grip.

By: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 20:37:39 +0000

Sometimes Katiebear sings to me while I’m on the crapper.

Of course she gets mad if I flush while she’s still in the shower.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 19:50:49 +0000

NOOOOOOOO. Sing while she was on the toilet?

Holy…crap.

By: beautifulatrocities

beautifulatrocities — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:10:54 +0000

She’s completely crazy. Did u read when she was on jury duty she asked the jurors to sing when she went potty so they wouldn’t hear her taking a crap? How many hundreds of thousands of dollars has she wasted on Dr Phil, & she has to ask strangers to sing so they won’t hear her bodily functions?

I don’t think she does much work on her show, & probably hasn’t for years. She has a staff that sets it all up, gives her the notes, sets up the Teleprompter, & turns her on

By: Theresa

Theresa — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 13:55:21 +0000

I am not an Oprah fan at all. I honestly have never sat down and watched a single show of hers.

As for weddings, I dislike being invited to the wedding of someone we hardly know, or someone we haven’t seen in more than 10 years. We recently received an invitation to a wedding on his side, and he had to call an aunt to figure out who the heck that person getting married was! Sorry…I’ll send a card, but we are not going.

By: Celeste

Celeste — Mon, 20 Feb 2006 09:43:11 +0000

I think weddings are very personal things and people should be happy if their friends are happy. Personally I love going to friends weddings and I feel honoured to be asked to share their day.

Yes some people get married for the sake of it but others want to celebrate with close friends and family the fact that they have found someone who is just wonderful.