Every time those Dolce and Gabbana fellows call upon Scarlett Johansson to promote their new makeup line, things get, uh, quite colourful. When one factors in the dead boob factor, the net effect is quite dramatic in a “flamboyant funeral parlor” sort of way. Makes me wanna buy some overpriced makeup.
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I’d hit that. Unless she’s cold and stiff…
It makes me want to cry.
Again, dressed as if she just opened a credit card at JC Penney.
It’s the elvish side of Sears.
…… she is pigeon-toed……. not that that really matters, of course……. but DEAD and pigeon-toed?….. that’s prime Zombie material right there…. I don’t care who you are….
Ouch. I shop at JC Penney.
And I think she’s about to click her heels and say “I want my boobs back”.
Eric: ScarJo may indeed be pigeon-toed…. but she could also be attempting to control her center of gravity (which has recently changed with the boob loss) in those bloody miserable looking high heels.
Jvon: It’s been a good decade since I’ve been inside a JC Penney, but, from what I recall, the women’s department is like another dimension compared to the children’s & men’s departments. It’s almost as if a woman can age several decades merely by taking a few outfits off the rack.
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She always reminds me of Victoria Jackson on SNL (remember her?)